Who Knew Love Was Next Door.
Completed | Natalie Peterson
Introduction
As graduation approached, my Roommate Parker was crying, saying she couldn't bear to part with me.
I teased her, "Well, if you're serious, you can marry me."
Roommate Parker nodded earnestly, lunging forward as if to kiss me. "Sure, honey, I'll marry you."
I quickly dodged. "Don't be ridiculous. We're both women."
Roommate Parker fell silent.
That night, I overheard her on the phone. "Hey, brother, I need a favor."
"Help me marry a wife."
I teased her, "Well, if you're serious, you can marry me."
Roommate Parker nodded earnestly, lunging forward as if to kiss me. "Sure, honey, I'll marry you."
I quickly dodged. "Don't be ridiculous. We're both women."
Roommate Parker fell silent.
That night, I overheard her on the phone. "Hey, brother, I need a favor."
"Help me marry a wife."